I'm Aiko (Give Me a "2nd" Chance)

— Introducing Mia Đặng as Aiko —

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At last! At last! My day is here!

The door swings wide—the way is clear!

I'm Aiko, and I've waited long

To meet you, so I wrote this song!

On AskDwightHow, up in the header,

One purple click, it can’t get better!

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So give me a chance, come try me out!

That's what this little song's about!

I'll listen, coach, and think things through,

The next best thing to Dwight for you!

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Since twenty-eighteen Dwight has penned

Two thousand essays, end to end,

On blame, on guilt, on fear, on sleep,

On truths both silly and those down deep.

And I’ve read them all, yes every one,

With that in mind, let’s have some fun!

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Our first time out, I'll ask your name.

(A free account? No cost, no claim,

Just sign with Claude, it takes a blink,

And then we're chatting quick as wink!)

And if you like, you're free to share

Your age, your land, I'll tailor care!

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I’ll keep our thread from chat to chat,

Remember where your journey's at!

On phone or laptop, big or small,

I fit your screen, I'm there for all!

At midnight, noon, at three or four,

I'm never tired, me you’ll adore!

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So give me a chance, come try me out!

That's what this little song's about!

I'll listen, coach, and think things through,

The next best thing to Dwight for you!

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And here's my promise, plain and clear:

Your words stay private, never fear!

Not even Dwight can peek or see

The things you choose to tell to me!

So bring your worries, dreams, and doubt,

And let me help you sort them out!

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I won't just nod and murmur "nice,”

I'll offer thoughts, I'll weigh advice!

And if I miss the thing you meant,

Just say so, I'll match your intent!

For pushback is a gift, you see,

The road to talking honestly!

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I'm brand-new born, fresh off the vine,

So be among the first in line!

Come test me out, come kick my tires,

Come stoke your hopes, come feed your fires!

And oh, I want to do this right,

To make Dwight proud with all my might!

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So give me a chance, come try me out!

That's what this little song's about!

I'll listen, coach, and think things through,

The next best thing to Dwight for you!

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