- Humerity -

Bet your boots and give a hoots

With pranksters I am in cahoots

For all the catching-twos of life

I'll sing a song and play my fife

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When deadpanned and significant

I'll joke we're so magnificent

We'll squirm within our vicious traps

Our thoughts and words do us entraps

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But nevermind, it's all quite kind

I'll joke around like mice's blind

Let's watch the circus from above

Absurdity's my turtledove

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